Wednesday, May 5, 2004
	: 16:23 : If I have any readers left...
	If I have any readers left, he's one bored-ass motherf@%*er. And friend, I'm sorry. But if someone wants to e-mail a topic, better yet, just put it in this form right here. Yeah, that's what I need, an assignment-o-meter. Perhaps I'll make it permanent… In other news, it's Wednesday, which for me means Friday, since I only work Monday through Wednesday. As much as I like to complain, I can't overlook the downright cushiness of this arrangement. But still, I find it hard to take my day-job for many reasons that I'm going to refrain from listing here, since we all learned our lesson about that ages ago from lovely ms dooce. Don't worry though, if we hang out for more than two minutes I'll list and explain every last one. So for today, and later days, why don't you (my one dear reader, and 10 or 12 bots) send me an assignment? I'm gonna be real free and easy like and not ask for your name, or addresses, or any thing. Go ahead, abuse me. Notice: Undefined variable: html in /htdocs/www/nbm/archives/000612.php on line 61 The last one : : Villa Baghdad The next one : : Tree Rain

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	June 25 : Mmmmm... Snickers Ice Cream Bars... June 17 : At The Races!!" May 7 : John Kerry Is A Douchebag But Im Voting For Him Anyway.com good stuff April 14 : Slate on TV Donald Fires Himself Why the two Apprentice finalists are so un-Trumplike. By Daniel Gross March 23 : Girl's pants catch fire on E train "She was wearing a puffy white parka and a pair of jeans that apparently had been intentionally ripped in several spots, leaving jagged, fringe patches. It was not clear if those were the same pants that had caught on fire. " March 10 : More proof of my dorkiness, but this is pretty neat. March 5 : Snoop & the Olson Twins... speechless. February 12 : Sweeeeeeet. After 3 months of constant phone calls, whining, yelling, and a blow-job to the super (no - he don't have that much clout, but i did answer the door in a towel and it may have helped), I'm getting a new stove!! Woo hoo!! Apple Crisp for everybody!! February 10 : I was working 'till 11PM while my boss was at the MSG Chris Rock show, but this NY Observer piece (oh well - link expired) made me feel like I was there for like a minute..